Mr. Thrift Store Owner, cocksucker-sir:

fuckoff :



roger williams

percy faith

al hurt whipped cream

herb alpert

bill cosby

frank sinatra

elvis

glen miller

roger miller

tennesee ernie ford

heino

readers digest

longines symphony

firestone crimbos

phil collins

kate smith

perry como

depeche mode

mitch

eddy arnold

englebert

tiny tim





Dear mr thrift store owner:

I'm fair sick of flipping through this wastage.



please throw this ass-fucked jesus chud out.



No one is going to buy into any of this. Those that would have are dead a decade age.



You are just wasting valuable store space on this sharn. Beleive me when I say you are NOT sitting on gold there.



Do yourself a favour - and especially to dedicated vinyl-hounds - a favour. Krissake!